Mail opened; laptop found

Major: But, General, we can't just stand around and do nothing.

General: Why not? It's usually best you know.

From Lawrence of Arabia

I am notorious for not promptly opening my paper mail. I finally read this afternoon my letter from the V. A. informing me that a laptop containing my personal information had been stolen in Maryland.

Then a few hours later I read the news story that the laptop had been found. The FBI issued a preliminary statement that the database had not been opened or compromised since the theft.

Let's see, what else shouldn't I open?