Watching the election returns through jaundiced eyes

I went out to the local bar, just as I said I would, to watch the election returns. I forgot my local bar is not that kind of place. However, I convinced one of the bartenders to dial one of the TV’s to the election results. She picked Fox News. That turned out to be good.

I loved watching the sullen and ashen faces of the Fox News team as they tried to put a positive spin on the slaughter. Actually, you could not tell it was a slaughter from watching Fox News.

The crack in the façade has become visible even to my jaundiced eyes. Thank you, President Bush, for running the campaign on the Iraq issue. What is your next good idea?