Hey, we were only hitting the old stick

You knew I would be unable to resist this one. The Foley thing, I mean.

OK, Foley is a sexual predator. However, what are Hastert and Boehner? Foley might be scum, but Hastert and Boehner are the dregs. They are lower than whale shit. At least scum floats on top.

Of course, the Bush Cultists are already out in force. The only reason the Foley thing is in the news is because it is an election year and a bunch of Democrats will do anything to ruin their chances for election.

Who is going to protect family values if we do not have fine upstanding Republican Christian moral majority types such as Foley, Hastert, and Boehner to do it? Besides what is wrong with hanging out with the high school boys and swapping stories about hitting the old stick?

I am sure the red-blooded Republican male types will accuse liberal types of whining about the sissified child predator laws that Hastert, Boehner, and Foley passed. The only reason someone would bring up that embarrassing piece of legislation would be for political gain.

I expect some religious leaders will expound about how secular humanists, especially the 16-year-old heathen Congressional pages, have corrupted our fine Christian leaders.

The leaders of this country are immoral, corrupted, and hypocritical. The tragic thing is that too few people want to hold them accountable on even the basics of decency.

If you are not calling for Hastert and Boehner’s resignation, then you are part of the problem.