A Joke

This is a joke I heard at the bar the other night.

Osama bin Laden dies and goes to heaven. The first person he meets is George Washington. After introducing himself to George, George punches him in the nose.

The next person he meets is Thomas Jefferson and Thomas punches him in the nose.

The next person he meets is James Madison and James punches him in the nose.

Osama complains to god about the way he is being treated. God replies, "it's 72 Virginians, not 72 virgins."