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I have had Billy Ray Cyrus's Achey Breaky Heart playing in my mind all morning. It reminds me of one of my favorite jokes.

Two convicts are sentenced to die by electrocution on the same day. The Warden leads the two convicts to the electric chair. The Warden asks the first convict if he has any last requests. The convict replies, "play Achey Breaky Heart for me." The Warden asks the second convict what his request is. The second convict replies, "strap me in first."

Drum roll, please.