If I Only Had a Brain

Anonymous left this comment on my last posting.

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At first, I was insulted. I am custom made from head to toe. What's to improve?

Meanwhile, I was still thinking. No tests, books, or exams? I wonder if they have a Summer special on Ph.D's? Buy three get one free. I've always wanted to be recognized as a polymath.

I feel like the Scare Crow in The Wizard of Oz about to set off on the yellow brick road with Dorothy and Toto.

Somebody, hide my cell phone until the mood passes.