Pulling It Hard

I have not read the book, but here is the opening of Michiko Kakutani’s review of Dinesh D’Souza’s new book, The Enemy at Home.

With this book, Dinesh D’Souza, the Rishwain research scholar at the Hoover Institution at Stanford University, has officially become the Ann Coulter of the think tank set.

His new book, “The Enemy at Home,” is filled with willfully incendiary — and preposterous — assertions that “the cultural left in this country is responsible for causing 9/11”; that the left is “secretly allied” with the movement that Osama bin Laden and Islamic radicals represent “to undermine the Bush administration and American foreign policy”; and that “the left wants America to be a shining beacon of global depravity, a kind of Gomorrah on a Hill.”

Ah, finger fuck, Dinesh. I’m a Redneck just like you. Don’t be putting 9/11 on my back.

I can pull my own pisser without your help.